Cancer

Cancer is a constellation in the sky that resembles an extremely oblong tumor. However, it is also related to:

Smoking is a great way to spend the time while learning about cancer.

• Battling Cancer
• Cancer (beverage)
• Clap for Cancer
• Cure for Cancer
• HowTo:Cure Cancer
• Semicolon Cancer
• UnTunes:Are we human or are we cancer?
• Why?:Cancer is Great
• My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

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