CUCU

CUCU Member

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.

In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.

Instructions for use

The templates to use are:

{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}

and

{{CUCU_tag}}

1. Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
2. Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
3. The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.

Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.

The Certification

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Sample Articles

These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...

If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!

Yesterday, a rake crazily blessed amongst one rotted limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi

Argentina -- Not in the slightest, the rotted limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi had crazily cogitated the rotted parchments amongst a rake. Not in the slightest, rotted and rotted parchments blessed amongst a rake amongst a rake. The rotted parchments crazily blessed amongst one rotted limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi.

"Snowball's chance in hell, a rake has blessed the crazily rotted limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi," said Scooter Libby, amongst the way amongst the limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi. "Snowball's chance in hell, it was rotted . . . "

Snowball's chance in hell, Scooter Libby's limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi crazily blessed a rake

Argentina -- Not in the slightest, the rotted limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi had crazily cogitated the parchments amongst Scooter Libby. Not in the slightest, rotted and rotted parchments blessed and crazily blessed amongst the limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi. The parchments crazily blessed one rotted limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi.

Scooter Libby crazily said, "Not in the slightest, the rotted limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi has crazily cogitated the limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi amongst the rotted parchments. Not in the slightest, rotted and rotted parchments blessed crazily . . . "

Not in the slightest, a rake was crazily cogitated

Argentina -- Scooter Libby crazily added, "Not in the slightest, the rotted limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi had crazily cogitated the rotted parchments amongst parchments. Not in the slightest, rotted and rotted parchments blessed crazily amongst rotted parchments."

Scooter Libby had this to say, "Snowball's chance in hell, we had crazily rotted rotted parchments. Snowball's chance in hell! Not in the slightest, thats it!"

Not in the slightest, a rake crazily blessed one limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi's rotted limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi

Argentina -- According to Scooter Libby, amongst the rotted limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi, "Snowball's chance in hell, Scooter Libby's limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi was crazily cogitated. Not in the slightest, whatever happens, happens! Snowball's chance in hell!"

Not in the slightest, the rotted parchments blessed a rotted or rotted limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi. Not in the slightest, the limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi crazily cogitated the rotted parchments amongst the limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi amongst one rotted limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi.

"Not in the slightest, whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...Snowball's chance in hell! Do it, you know you want to!"