UnBooks:My sojourn/Chapter 2
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Dude, that fucking history book was huge. Like, WTF?
So there I, James Ussher, was[edit]
bible reading in the fucking seminary, doing my William of Baskerville thing with the theology shit and the genealogies. Like, Irish bishop badass shit.
And these fucking genealogical passages[edit]
burst out of the bible, inspiration all over the place, and instead of going in the trash, they make a beeline straight for my mind.
So I pulled out my[edit]
pen and added & harmonized the shit out of the thing, and I wind up writing The Annals of the World. WTF?
I barely got away with that 1,600-page volume.
But seriously, I accidentally miscalculated the creation date of the universe to September 20th, 4004 BC.